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10 Terrifically Terrible Dog Jokes to make you Bark and Howl


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If you love dogs you know the joy and laughter their silly antics and sloppy smiles can bring to even your worst days. What better way to celebrate our fantastically funny four-legged friends than with a dog joke? In honor of National Tell a Joke Day, celebrated annually in August to encourage everyone to pause to lighten up and laugh it up, we’ve compiled ten terrifically terrible dog jokes that’ll leave you barking and howling. All the graphics below feature photos of some of our favorite funny furry clients. Enjoy!




Q: What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?

A: A Shampoodle




Q: Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?

A: Because they have two left feet!




Q: Why did the dachshund want to sit in the shade?

A: Because she’s a hot dog!




Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?

A: A Golden Receiver




Q: Why do you have to be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You might step in a poodle!




Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

A: Because he’s a boxer!




Q: What do you call a dog magician?

A: A Labra-cadabra-dor




Q: What kind of dog never throws anything away?

A: A Hoarder Collie




Q: What do you get when you mix a sheepdog with a rose?

A: A Collie-flower




Q: What trick did the loaf of bread teach the dog?

A: Roll over!


BONUS:


Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A: A friend you can count on!

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